spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

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wreckitronnie:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" — Romeo, probably

wreckitronnie:

"[NERVOUS SWEATING]" 
— Romeo, probably

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princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

orima-kazooie:

pizzaearboy:

I am 22 years old, I work for the government, and this is my bed.

Maybe our government is in better hands than I thought

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lucidlecter:

i-dislike-tea:

kimpossibooty:

People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.

How did it even get there

Hagrid, probably

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tinalikesbutts:

OH NO
WHATEVER SHALL I DO

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO

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braydaaan:

I hope in future something magical happens and tumblr gets boring because i don’t want to be 30 or 40 years old and be like to my kids “FUK OFF IM REBLOGGING SOme SHIT” 

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oh my god
schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

princessskittybot:

when the two characters you ship more than anything stand next to each other in official art

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