crystallized-teardrops:

i don’t think anyone realises how much effort i put into trying not punching everyone at school

(via sniffing)

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

(via sniffing)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via sniffing)

lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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vickisaurusrex:

"When I was your age, I had to deal without all these electronics."

That’s because when you were my age they didn’t exist. I bet my right arm if they had, you would have also wanted them very badly, so I don’t want to fucking hear it.

(via sniffing)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

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queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

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